Confessions of a Sensitive Man Headline Animator

Monday, January 15, 2007

The Sensitive Man says, "In 2007...

...do not take everything so seriously;
...do not be too serious;
...do not take everything too personally;
...do not make a sarcastic joke if you know that its delivery will be interpreted as being a serious pointed statement;
...do not be too self-conscious;
...do not be someone else;
...do not be a douche;
...do not compromise passion;
...do not be fooled by that artificial no late fee policy of Blockbuster (check your credit card statements)
...since we're on the topic, you'd better also check your credit card statements for random monthly fees charged to you if you had purchased tickets off the ticketmaster website.

...do not think that this is unsolicited advice;
...do not think this is about you;
...do not think this is about me;
...do not think that I am obnoxiously trying to preach;
...do not think this is a serious post;
...do not think this is an attempt to be funny;
...do not think you are the only one in this world with baggage;
...do not think you lack uniqueness;

...most importantly, DO NOT THINK TOO MUCH, unless you're getting paid to do so. Give yourself more credit. You'll be much happier."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You and I would get along famously. I like your site, I'll keep reading :)